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BIRDS: Alex Hines and Sarah Stafford

Shayna, a wealthy five-time divorcee, and Beverley, a mother of twelve boys, escape to the beach. With big wigs and itty-bitty bikinis, the pair settle into their deckchairs, chain-smoking through idle chit chat. As the days stretch into years, birds fall from the sky, their skin melts and yet they remain, with their heads in the sand – this is paradise after all. BIRDS is a sweat-soaked delirium of camp Australian comedy. Waiting for Godot meets Kath & Kim. Come for the tan, stay for the end of days, BYO beach towel xoxo

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    • £9.00 - £14.50
    • 5-30 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Assembly George Square
    • subvenue The Box
    • Age 16+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Strong language/swearing
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    Assembly George Square

    32 George square,EH8 9LK,Edinburgh

    EH8 9LK

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    32 George square, EH8 9LK, Edinburgh