immersive, comedy

Stand Up If You're Here Tonight

'You've tried everything. Yoga. Acupuncture. You floated in salt water in the pitch black dark. You juiced, you cleansed. You got a mattress that fitted itself to your foetal form. You ate only rinds for three days and nights. You reached out, you looked within. You have tried, and yet here you are.' So begins this new play by Olivier-nominated playwright John Kolvenbach. Jim Ortlieb delivers a tour-de-force performance as a man bent by isolation and deeply in love with the audience itself.

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    • 5-31 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Underbelly Bristo Square
    • subvenue Dairy Room
    • Age 14+ (Guideline)
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    Underbelly Bristo Square

    Bristo Square, EH8 9AG

    EH8 9AG

    0131 510 0395 boxoffice@underbelly.co.uk

    Dairy Room

    (Venue No. 302), Teviot Place, EH8 9AG